House rules

SLM Oslo has a few simple house regulations. If you infringe on any of these regulations, you run the risk of getting thrown out that event or even banned from the club

  • Don’t take narcotics at our club.
  • Never take pictures unless given explicit permission from a member of the board.
  • Respect others personal space.
  • Take a no as a no!
  • Do not grope anybody unless you receive their permission or their Master’s permission.
  • We strongly encourage safer sex! Please use a condom, they’re free!
  • Respect the dress code and do not wear perfume or cologne.

In general, “Be nice or stay home”.

Now, go find a dick to play with, don’t be one!