House rules

At SLM Oslo, we have a few simple house rules. Violating these rules may lead to expulsion, and in the worst case, a ban from the club. Being banned means you will be added to a list of unwelcome guests at our venue, and the ban will also be communicated to our partner clubs.

  • We have zero tolerance for illegal drugs.
  • Phones belong in the locker room.
  • Photography at events is strictly prohibited.
  • Respect others’ personal space — no means no.
  • Paying for or accepting payment for sex is not allowed.
  • Do not touch anyone unless you have their permission, or permission from their Master.
  • Take responsibility for your own health — condoms are free!
  • Respect the dress code, and avoid wearing perfume.

We all share the responsibility for maintaining a good atmosphere at our club. “Be nice, or stay home!”

Now, go find a dick to play with, don’t be one!